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I hate that I have so many things to hate.

114

This was unbelievably awful.

113

Pretty much any salad dressings other than ranch or Italian.

112

Static.

111

Crocs.


This is the poorest excuse for a shoe ever.

See also:
#92 - Backless shoes

110

Gas prices.

109

Jaguars.

(The cars, not the felines.)

#108

Mushy apples.

#107

Dog breath. (Puppy breath is okay though.)

#106

Being hungry.

#105

Computer crashes.

#104

Commuting to school.

#103

Math.

#102

Ignorant teachers.

#101

Sports, especially basketball.

#100

Fake plants. What's the point?

#99

Seafood. Lobsters, crab, shrimp, etc. just look like big, giant, meaty bugs.

And Dave Barry agrees, so I win.

#98

Getting up early.

#97

Anything to do with my local DMV.

#96

Contact lenses.

#95

Eyelash curlers. They just seem dangerous.

#94

Spongebob Squarepants.

#93

Olives.

#92

Backless shoes and that duck-waddle-shuffle movement required to keep them on while walking.

#91

Centipedes.

#90

When people pronounce the S in "Illinois." That S is silent. Illinois rhymes with boy, not noise.

#89

Kristen Stewart. Sorry.

See also:
#12 - Twilight

#88

I love dogs, but I hate when they lick me.

#87

Jagged fingernails.

#86

Health food fanatics who try to convince me that oatmeal creme pies will give me cancer.

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway. I'm going to actually enjoy my life, however short it may be. You may live longer, but I get to eat

and


So there.

#85

Coconut.

#84

Girls who think it's cute to be dumb.

#83

People who are completely obsessed with working out.

#82

Smearing brown, goopy stuff on my face. Ew.

#81

Evil aliens from outer space.



Also known as "camel crickets."

#80

Boredom.

#79

Chili's.

(Just because there are literally only two edible items on the menu.)

#78

Thong panties.

#77

"LOL" and all its forms.

#76

Toasters, but mostly just because they always startle me.

#75

The cookie part of Oreos.

#74

Tomatoes.

#73

Wearing high heels.

I've just sustained too many injuries.

#72

Orthodontists and dentists.

(Most of them anyway.)

#71

Most rap.

Exceptions: Beastie Boys and M.C. Hammer. And this song.

#70

The smell of popcorn.

#69

Charlotte Russe.

#68

Lipgloss. Especially on windy days.

#67

Dell laptop hardware, and by extension, the entire company itself.

#66

Wisdom teeth.

#65

Having my blood pressure checked.